Welfare Application Bloopers
I want my money as quick as I can get it. I’ve been in bed with the doctor for two weeks now and he doesn’t do me any good. If things don’t improve, I will have to send for another doctor.
In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can’t eat or do anything until he knows.
Unless I get my money soon, I will be forced to live an immortal life.
I am very much annoyed to find out that you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.
Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for two years and has been visited regularly by the clergy.
Medical Transcription Bloopers
VALIUM, AND HER RELATIVES
The patient comes in for a lesion on the penis which has been present on and off for 2 years and seems to be getting smaller.
The left side of his cranium is missing.
She has had two flares of the previous sinus tract I identified. She states it is related to having sexual intercourse, and since stopping that she has had no further problems.
I recommended MIACALCIN, 1 puff in each nose on a daily basis.
She smokes one glass of alcohol per week.
Now get back to work! LOL thanks for swinging by!
Hugs & Nightmares,