Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Typo Tuesday Is Back!

Happy New Year everyone! I'm sure many of you will be pleased that Typo Tuesday has returned. I hope some of these will make you smile and if you laugh out loud, all the better! And please leave a comment and let me know how you like the blog posts, because what you think matters to me.

The Classifieds:

1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer

Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days.

Free puppies...part German shepherd part dog

2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15

Tickle me elmo, still in box, comes with it's own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800

Cows, calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale.

'83 Toyota hunchback -- $2000

Star Wars job of the hut -- $15

Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. unpleasant little dog.

Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue 89 cents

German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.

Full sized mattress. 20 yr warranty. like new. slight urine smell.

Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

For sale: lee majors (6 million dollar man) $50

Nordic track $300 hardly used call chubbie

Bill's septic cleaning "we haul American made products"

Shakespeare's pizza free chopsticks

Found: dirty white dog...looks like a rat...been out awhile...better be reward.

Hummels largest selection ever "if it's in stock, we have it!"

Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.

Nice parachute never opened used once slightly stained

Free: farm kittens. ready to eat.

American flag 60 stars pole included $100

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? we offer profit sharing and
flexible hours. starting pay: $7 $9 per hour.

Notice: to person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87
near southridge storage. please return the pumpkin and be checked. pumpkin
may be radioactive. all other plants in vicinity are dead.

Exercise equipment: queen size mattress & box spring -$175.

Our sofa seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.

Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer $300.
Actual ad in the NY Times (fact or fiction :o)
FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything

Hugs & Nightmares,
Savannah Rayne


  1. LOL :)

    Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. unpleasant little dog.

    Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue 89 cents

    Those two were my favorite and the pork and beans was very clever.

  2. Talk about a good giggle..LOL What would I do without Typo Tuesday??? Be bored to death..LOL Thanks for making my week!!!

  3. these are too cute
    Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer $300.