Newspaper Bloopers!
A man shot, stabbed; death by natural causes ruled.
After 24-48 hours’ filtration, the pool becomes so clear that when the water is calm you can read ‘head’ or ‘tails’ on a dime lying 8 feet below the surface.
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft.
At the tea party, Mrs. Smyth and Mrs. Jarvis poured at both ends.
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.
Crack Found on Governors Daughter.
Death In The Ring: Most boxers are not the same afterward.
Eaton’s ad for brassieres: “In the event these best sellers are gone, we’ll provide a rain check.”
Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.
Fire officials grilled over kerosene heaters.
For Sale: Registered Jersey cow, giving three gallons of milk, two tons of hay, a number of chickens and a cook stove.
Fresh B.C. Atlantic fillets.
Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation.
He is the President of the Southwestern Irritated Cotton Growers.
He remarked in all seriousness that it was hereditary in his family to have no children.
He returned to his duties Monday after several weeks’ absence due to his death.
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors.
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It Could Last Awhile.
If the baby does not thrive on fresh milk, it should be boiled.
If you use lemon juice, squeeze it from fresh oranges.
In the kitchen, she put on water for a few sandwiches.
Iraqi head seeks arms.
After 24-48 hours’ filtration, the pool becomes so clear that when the water is calm you can read ‘head’ or ‘tails’ on a dime lying 8 feet below the surface.
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft.
At the tea party, Mrs. Smyth and Mrs. Jarvis poured at both ends.
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.
Crack Found on Governors Daughter.
Death In The Ring: Most boxers are not the same afterward.
Eaton’s ad for brassieres: “In the event these best sellers are gone, we’ll provide a rain check.”
Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.
Fire officials grilled over kerosene heaters.
For Sale: Registered Jersey cow, giving three gallons of milk, two tons of hay, a number of chickens and a cook stove.
Fresh B.C. Atlantic fillets.
Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation.
He is the President of the Southwestern Irritated Cotton Growers.
He remarked in all seriousness that it was hereditary in his family to have no children.
He returned to his duties Monday after several weeks’ absence due to his death.
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors.
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It Could Last Awhile.
If the baby does not thrive on fresh milk, it should be boiled.
If you use lemon juice, squeeze it from fresh oranges.
In the kitchen, she put on water for a few sandwiches.
Iraqi head seeks arms.
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
John Redekop was arrested Saturday by Calgary Police on a charge of drinking while intoxicated.
Just before the court sentence, Mr. Williams was asked if he had anything to say. In a calm voice, and without the least sign of emotion, he said nothing.
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years.
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice.
Legislators tax brains to cut deficit.
Lettuce won’t turn brown if you put your head in a plastic bag before placing it in the refrigerator.
Local high school drop-outs cut in half.
Man found dead in cemetery.
Man minus ear waives hearing.
Man struck by lightning faces battery charges.
Milk cow now sold in public eating places must be in the original containers.
Miners Refuse to Work After Death.
Miss Charlene Patinson, who was injured by a fall from a horse last week, is in St. Joseph’s Hospital and is covered sufficiently to have her friends come to see her.
Miss Penneway is in hospital this morning, after having been bitten by a spider in a bathing suit.
Mr. & Mrs. Ron Kroeker have returned from a week’s fighting trip in Wisconsin.
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.
Pastor aghast at first lady sex position.
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Savannah Rayne
As always...LMAO!!! Had so many fav's this time couldn't pick one, though I really did like Iragi head looking for arms, almost woke the grands laughing out loud at that one..LOL
ReplyDeleteThank you much for making my week! Will have to get the fam in here in a bit to read them their weekly HaHa's!
Big Hugs~
Thanks love this blog Savannah and thanks for sharing our interviews
ReplyDeleteI am sure your readers will love reading it