Hope you laugh enough to make up for last week : )
Butcher's sign: Try our sausages. None like them.
A tailor's guarantee: If the smallest hole appears after six months' wear, we will make another absolutely free.
Lost: A small pony belonging to a young lady with a silver mane and tail.
Barber's sign: Hair cut while you wait.
Lost: Wallet belonging to a young man made of calf skin
It takes many ingredients to make Burger King great but, the secret ingredient is our people.
Slow Children Crossing.
"Should Madonna be aloud to adopt again?"
Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
"Elephants Please Stay In Your Car." (Warning at a safari park).
Funny, Dumb and Stupid Warning Labels
Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos
Use like regular soap.
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swann frozen dinner
Fits one head.
Shower cap box
Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert box
Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer bread pudding
Do not iron clothes on body.
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot’s children’s cough medicine
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Warning: Keep out of children.
Korean kitchen knife
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Chinese Christmas lights
Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor
Warning: Contains nuts.
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines peanut packet
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Hope you chuckled once or twice!
Hugs & Nightmares,