Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Typo Tuesday's

It's Baaaaaaack!

Hope you laugh enough to make up for last week : )

Butcher's sign: Try our sausages. None like them.

A tailor's guarantee: If the smallest hole appears after six months' wear, we will make another absolutely free.

Lost: A small pony belonging to a young lady with a silver mane and tail.

Barber's sign: Hair cut while you wait.

Lost: Wallet belonging to a young man made of calf skin

It takes many ingredients to make Burger King great but, the secret ingredient is our people.

Slow Children Crossing.

"Should Madonna be aloud to adopt again?"

Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

"Elephants Please Stay In Your Car."  (Warning at a safari park).

Funny, Dumb and Stupid Warning Labels

Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos

Use like regular soap.
Dial soap

Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swann frozen dinner

Fits one head.
Shower cap box

Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert box

Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer bread pudding

Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta iron

Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot’s children’s cough medicine

Warning: May cause drowsiness.

Warning: Keep out of children.
Korean kitchen knife

For indoor or outdoor use only.
Chinese Christmas lights

Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor

Warning: Contains nuts.
Sainsbury’s peanuts

Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines peanut packet

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Swedish chainsaw

Hope you chuckled once or twice!

Hugs & Nightmares,
Savannah Rayne

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