Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Typo Tuesday

Newspaper Headlines

§  “The Clairvoyant Society will not have its usual meeting this week, due to unforeseen circumstances.”

§  20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar

§  Americans are offered perfect Grandfathers, one dwarf, one inlaid.

§  Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store

§  Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

§  Autos Killing 110 a Day—Let’s Resolve to Do Better

§  Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

§  Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn’t Seen in Years

§  British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

§  Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

§  Clinton Places Dickey In Gore’s Hands

§  Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal

§  Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

§  CLOTHES BRUSH. The genuine pigskin back opens with a zipper and inside are tweezers, scissors, nail-file and a bomb

§  Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

§  Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

§  Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

§  Eye Drops Off Shelf

§  Fund Set Up for Beating Victim’s Kin

§  Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out

§  Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters

§  Governor’s Penis Busy [should be “Pen Is”]

§  He was asked if he contemplated any further act of matrimony. ‘Certainly’ was his evasive reply.

§  The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

§  Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.

§  Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

§  Mr. and Mrs. Wally Burman of Sioux Falls have just arrived at the Lindau home where they will be housepests for several days.

§  Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

§  Drunken Drivers Paid $1000

§  War Dims Hope for Peace

§  Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

§  Latin Course To Be Canceled—No Interest Among Students

§  Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

§  Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee

§  Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming

§  Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

§  New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

§  Patient At Death’s Door–Doctors Pull Him Through

§  Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

§  Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

§  Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

§  Publicize your business absolutely free! Send $6.

§  Rose Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-free

Just for Laughs...

Hugs & Nightmares,
Savannah Rayne

1 comment:

  1. Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out..LMAO!!!!

    Talk about having tears in my eyes...this has to be one of my all time favorite Typo Tuesdays, Savannah. Thank you for making my day GREAT!!!