Some of you already know that I am cheap! LOL My favorite summer past time is going to rummage sales. I’m also not too proud to say I like going to thrift stores. I also am a Craigslist junkie! I can’t help it, I love getting a good deal J
Today I thought I’d share with you a couple of the hilarious posts I found while looking through the adds…
I so should have used this one for Typo Tuesday!
$269000 / 3br - Vacation Home (Pickeral, Wi) (map)
Date: 2012-02-16, 9:53AM CST
Very nice log cabin and Large log garadge 36 by 44 with huge loft above garadge. On about 5 acres much wildlife deer, turkey, grouse, lots of squirells, deer have been taken of land in past bow seasons with lots of deer around. On a dead end road that is paved. the snowmobile trail runs down the rode next to cabin for easy acess. Also to other metal sheds one insulated other not.
Contact Gordy
Contact Gordy
Date: 2012-02-15, 2:51PM CST
So, I have this fridge that came with my house. While I haven't had any clergy members or other holy men verify it, I believe it's evil. It looks terrible (poorly spraypainted, rusty, missing shelves, hole in door, exposed fiberglass insulation), and cannot be killed. It has survived floods, power surges, old age, and an ill-tempered cat. More than one bottle of vodka has frozen solid in the freezer.
It says it's a "Hotpoint", but I believe it was forged inside a cursed volcano.
Most recently, it was used as a kegerator, and only occasionally froze half barrels of beer.
It works (electricity goes in, cold comes out), and it's free.
Also, it's in my basement, and weighs roughly four zillion pounds, give or take. I cannot help you remove it from my basement, as it has tried to kill me more than once.
It says it's a "Hotpoint", but I believe it was forged inside a cursed volcano.
Most recently, it was used as a kegerator, and only occasionally froze half barrels of beer.
It works (electricity goes in, cold comes out), and it's free.
Also, it's in my basement, and weighs roughly four zillion pounds, give or take. I cannot help you remove it from my basement, as it has tried to kill me more than once.
There is just something wrong with a Used old second hand toilet!
FREE TOILET (Appleton)
Date: 2012-02-15, 12:40PM CST
I have a 1950's pink toilet in good condition, does not include seat. Please contact me for pickup.
And the winner of the most creative post I have seen to date on craigslist is…
Zombie Repelling Futon Frame - $20 (Neenah)
Date: 2011-09-04
I have a Futon Frame for sale. It is in good condition as you can see by the photos. Also if you look closely you will also see that there are no zombies in the picture. I have never seen a zombie while this futon frame was in the house so I know it works. The futon frame does not repel cats. If you bring this home and you or a loved one are attacked by a zombie, I will gladly give you your $20 back, and even let you keep the frame!
Yep, I don’t see any zombie’s…do you?
But just in case...
But just in case...
*snorts* Those were too funny Savannah! I need a zombie repelling futon frame...ya know..just in case! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI am so glad that storm moved on because I would have had to gotten on for my Favorite day fo the week either way..LOL These cracked me the hell up!!! I loved the house for sale add...reminds me of family saling a house..LMAO
ReplyDeleteAnd the Zombie Futon...that goes right with what I am doing, so I would have gave them $20. ;) Just sayin..LOL
Loved it as always!!!! Many thanks for sharing~
I am scared of that refrigerator! LOL!! Hilarious! I think everyone needs a zombie repelling futon frame. :p
ReplyDeleteHeehee, I honestly don't know if I want the futon or the fridge more! Talk about writing a great sales pitch : )
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by!