Laugh It Up Tuesday!

Some of you already know that I am cheap! LOL My favorite summer past time is going to rummage sales. I’m also not too proud to say I like going to thrift stores. I also am a Craigslist junkie! I can’t help it, I love getting a good deal J

Today I thought I’d share with you a couple of the hilarious posts I found while looking through the adds…

I so should have used this one for Typo Tuesday!

$269000 / 3br - Vacation Home (Pickeral, Wi) (map)

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Date: 2012-02-16, 9:53AM CST

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Very nice log cabin and Large log garadge 36 by 44 with huge loft above garadge. On about 5 acres much wildlife deer, turkey, grouse, lots of squirells, deer have been taken of land in past bow seasons with lots of deer around. On a dead end road that is paved. the snowmobile trail runs down the rode next to cabin for easy acess. Also to other metal sheds one insulated other not.

Contact Gordy

This one just cracked me the hellz up!

Terrible refrigerator for free (Oshkosh)

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Date: 2012-02-15, 2:51PM CST

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So, I have this fridge that came with my house. While I haven't had any clergy members or other holy men verify it, I believe it's evil. It looks terrible (poorly spraypainted, rusty, missing shelves, hole in door, exposed fiberglass insulation), and cannot be killed. It has survived floods, power surges, old age, and an ill-tempered cat. More than one bottle of vodka has frozen solid in the freezer.

It says it's a "Hotpoint", but I believe it was forged inside a cursed volcano.

Most recently, it was used as a kegerator, and only occasionally froze half barrels of beer.

It works (electricity goes in, cold comes out), and it's free.

Also, it's in my basement, and weighs roughly four zillion pounds, give or take. I cannot help you remove it from my basement, as it has tried to kill me more than once.

 

There is just something wrong with a Used old second hand toilet!

FREE TOILET (Appleton)

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Date: 2012-02-15, 12:40PM CST

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I have a 1950's pink toilet in good condition, does not include seat. Please contact me for pickup.

And the winner of the most creative post I have seen to date on craigslist is…

Zombie Repelling Futon Frame - $20 (Neenah)

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Date: 2011-09-04

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I have a Futon Frame for sale. It is in good condition as you can see by the photos. Also if you look closely you will also see that there are no zombies in the picture. I have never seen a zombie while this futon frame was in the house so I know it works. The futon frame does not repel cats. If you bring this home and you or a loved one are attacked by a zombie, I will gladly give you your $20 back, and even let you keep the frame!

     Yep, I don’t see any zombie’s…do you?


But just in case...

Mystic Monday

Hi All,

I have not a clue what to cover today!  So I want you all to write in and let me know what you have questions about and what you want covered.

Next week I will have a ghost story or two for you. I am investigating with the Stevens Point Paranormal Club next Saturday. We will be at a few locations downtown Stevens Point, WI. Then after Easter I will have the photos and video links for you so you can catch all of us in action.

Spring Equinox is Wednesday!  This is the day where day and night are equal in time. Ostara is the celebration of old when the God and Goddess walked the fields causing creatures to reproduce. This is a time of new beginnings; a time to create and manifest.

Ok so we talked last about Spirit Guides and communicating with them. Are you having any experiences?

Remember it is ok to test your guides and the information they give you so you can build a trust with them. They won't get offended.

Keep a journal of all the information you are getting through your meditation sessions with your guides. It's also not a bad idea to keep a dream journal because they may come through to you while you are asleep.

The biggest piece of advice I can give you is put it out there that you want to communicate with them and then practice it by asking them questions that you can get validation for. You always have to ask for their help first. We as humans have free will and they can't help unless you ask for it. The same applies to working with angels. You have to ask for their help.

Ok so I'm going to give you homework and through-out the week I want questions so I can build a plan of what to address in the next few blogs.

I will be at Hotel Mead in Wisconsin Rapids, WI on March 31st. The cover is $5. Tiffany Johnson will be there offering a class for $25. I will be doing readings and Nemeton Reiki. Stop in and mention that you follow me on Mystic Mondays and I will discount your session by $5. I will also have photos from investigations with SPPC.

Blessings All and write me some questions. J

Wendy

Wendy Jackson

Intuitive Healer/Reiki Master

www.intuitivewendy.com

Thirsty Thursday!

This week I’m hoping to leave you with a warm and Fuzzy feeling J

Also I’d like to dedicate this blog to Robin, because she is always talking about those darn Fuzzy Nipples, LOL and notice there really is such a drink! So here’s to you Robin, I’m holding my drink up high…Cheers!

  Fuzzy Navel (original)

Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz Peach schnapps

• Orange juice to taste

Mixing instructions:

Pour peach schnapps into ice filled collins glass. Fill with orange juice and stir to combine.

Fuzzy Pierced Navel

Ingredients:

• 1 oz Tequila
• 1 1/2 oz Peach schnapps
• 6 oz Orange juice

Mixing instructions:

Pour over ice, stir.

Fuzzless Navel

Ingredients:

• 2 oz Peach nectar
• 6 oz Orange juice

Mixing instructions:

Pour peach nectar and orange juice into a chilled glass filled with ice cubes. Stir well and garnish with a slice of orange.

Creator/contributor's comments:

The non-alcoholic variation of the Fuzzy Navel.

Fuzzy Nipple

Ingredients:

• 1 1/2 oz Vodka (Smirnoff)
• 1 1/2 oz Peachtree schnapps
• 1 dash Triple sec
• 2/3 part Orange juice

Mixing instructions:

Pour all liquids over ice and shake. Pour into high ball and garnish with either an orange wheel or a cherry. Can also be made frozen.

Creator/contributor's comments:

If you want to spice it up add 1/2 oz orange liquer

Fuzznutts

Ingredients:

• 3/4 oz Peach schnapps
• 3/4 oz Frangelico

Mixing instructions:

Just pour equally in shot glass

Creator/contributor's comments:

This original is tasty

Fuzzy Asshole

Ingredients:

• 1/2 Coffee
• 1/2 Peach schnapps

Mixing instructions:

fill coffe mug half full of coffee. Fill the other half full of Peach Schnapps. Stir and drink while hot.

Creator/contributor's comments:

Add as much coffe or Peach Schnapps as preferred.

Fuzzy Balls

Ingredients:

1 part Absolut Citron

• 1 part Bacardi Limon
• 1 part Peach schnapps
• Fill with 7-Up

Mixing instructions:

Mix alcoholic ingredients one part each - and add 7-up. Eight shots of each requires a 2L bottle of 7-up.

Fuzzy Banana

Ingredients:

• 2 parts Orange juice
• 1 part Banana liqueur (99 Bananas)
• 1 part Peach schnapps (Peachtree)

Mixing instructions:

Mix all parts together in a glass, or pitcher, depending on the amount of people you wish to serve.

Creator/contributor's comments:

I use 2 oz shot glasses to mix this into a glass. You can modify it for a pitcher or punch bowl or whatever, I suppose. My Fiance & I came up with this last New Years, and it was a hit at our party.

Fuzzy Irishman

Ingredients:

• 1/3 part Raspberry liqueur
• 1/3 part Butterscotch schnapps
• 1/3 part Irish cream

Mixing instructions:

Pour Raspberry first, Butterscotch next and Irish cream last. Need not be layered but pour in order given. Top 'O the Mornin' to you!

Fuzzy Screw

Ingredients:

• 1 oz Vodka
• 1 oz Peach schnapps
• 4-6 oz Orange juice

Mixing instructions:

Fill glass half with ice, add vodka, peach Schnapps, and then orange juice. Stir.

Creator/contributor's comments:

For those who like a Fuzzy Navel but with more of a kick.

Have a warm & fuzzy day!

Laugh It Up Tuesday!

Hello!

I know many of you love your Typo Tuesday and look forward to them each week, but believe it or not, it’s getting harder to find typos, lol. So I am changing Tuesday’s to Laugh It Up Tuesday, where you will find me posting some funny stuff and don’t worry, I will post those much loved typos when I find them! J

Have a fun filled day!

Hugs,

Savannah

Mystic Monday

Hi All,

Today I think we'll talk about Protecting yourself from psychic attack or protecting your home.

I believe we had talked about energy cords in a different blog and how to cut them. This is a form of protection because you are protecting your energy from being drained from a client or another person.

When you do work with energy, healings, readings, or ghost hunts, it's always good to get into the habit of setting your intent. What is it you want to get out of your session?  Saying a prayer of intent is a powerful way of protecting yourself from harmful energies. When ghost hunting, I quickly say a prayer with something like  “and help me to communicate clearly but keep me protected for my highest good and let no harm come to me as my intent is to do no harm.”

Personal protection can be done in many ways. You can wear a small mirror as a piece of jewelry. The mirror carried with the intent that it bounces back any negative energy to the person who is sending it.

I've known people that have carried a small piece of sponge in their pocket. The sponge was given the intent to soak up any negative energy that could come into contact with the person. At the end of the day the sponge is then cleared by running water through it.

White light is a powerful way to protect yourself and it's easy. Just visualize a bubble of white light around your body. I use this around my car when driving, to keep deer away. I also make it a little stronger by drawing a pentagram as I sit at the steering wheel and then push out a circle of white light surrounding the car by 500 feet in every direction.

Ask your guides and angels for protection. I have many a times asked Arch Angel Michael for protection while out and about. I've also asked him to put a bubble of white light around the house as we sleep, letting only what is for our highest good in. You can also add to this by asking that an angel be placed at every door and window to your house to protect and stand guard until morning.

You can smudge or burn incents to help rid your area of negative energy. Lavender is pretty powerful to burn. Sage and Palo Santo wood are great to use for smudging. I use these a lot to clear my stones and space. Fanning the smoke around myself helps to get rid of any negative energy that may be clinging to me. I can usually feel the difference immediately.

Frankincense & Myrrh help create a sacred space and banish unwanted energy.

Using symbols to call on energy is another form of protection. Drawing the pentagram will help set the intent to protect. If you practice Reiki, Raku is an amazing symbol for banishing unwanted energy to clear space. Remember to use it to sever connections between you and your client. I've known people to use Raku to banish negative energies within a room by drawing and chanting the symbol three times.

March 24th I will be on another ghost investigation with Stevens Point Paranormal Club. We will be in downtown Stevens Point. So more information to come on that night and pictures to follow after it's been discussed with the client. www.stevenspointparanormal.com

March 31 Wisconsin Rapids at the Mead Hotel, BodyLabUSA will be hosting a Holistic Expo. Doors open at 10am.

 Blessings All,

Wendy

Wendy Jackson

Intuitive Healer/Reiki Master

www.intuitivewendy.com


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